Thursday, June 9, 2011

i miss oprah

in this p.o. (post oprah) era, i have just recently begun to feel saddened. my dvr is so barren, so empty, a morose metaphor for the sadness of my heart. a beautiful literary moment i have just created there between my television recorder and my soul. i have always had a flair for the dramatic. but i digress. i miss oprah -- who will fill my post-work mind with un-crappified entertainment now? gayle won't cut it, my glorified oprah magazine ipad app won't do, re-runs only serve to turn my already bleak soul even bleaker. please come back oprah. :(

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